This is an example page. It’s different from a blog post because it will stay in one place and will show up in your site navigation (in most themes). Most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors. It might say something like this:
Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my blog. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)
…or something like this:
The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.
A Serious Talk
Eyahh! These jelly kinders arent… alive, are they? What? No, they cant even talk. Kick it! Thanks for helping me out guys. What are these buggers for, anyway? Oh, theyre decorations for my Biennial Gumball Ball. Tonight!
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}Either way it is an easy way out and a lazy move. People use it to bluff others by pretending like there is much more to say, when in reality they can’t think of anything to add that is important or useful.
After the Denim
James & Edith Packer, an elderly couple, go out for the night to play bingo at the local community center. While there, James is perturbed by a young hippy-like couple dressed in denim who go on to ruin his fun and evening: they take the Packers’ parking spot; James sees the young man cheating and confronts him but the man denies the allegation. Later, when the young girl gets bingo, everybody but James claps.
“Mr. Coffee and Mr. Fixit”
Mostly used by people who desperately want to feel superior, but lack the actual supporting information to be superior in an argument (or even contribute).
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